Good sound advice

Ok so here's the plan for all the frustrated college students

quit school, sell the annoying roomate into indentured servitude, use the money to move to spain where you can live as a refugee and join a small circus as a NORMAL person (not very many circuses have that) and then run away from that when they go to paris to perform and became a painter (I hear it's cool to become a painter in paris becasue even if you stink at painting, you are still a PAINTER IN PARIS!!) and when that gets boring, you can travel to moscow and talk to that putin guy about restarting the KGB and becoming an agent to infultrait (I know thats not how you spell that but at least I tried) the united states and when he agrees you can come back to the US and talk to that colin powell guy about becoming a double agent like that girl on ALIAS (shes hot and likes to kick boy's......um..well you know) and then when you get bored with that you can buy a life insurance policy through the CIA with me as the benifactor and fake a pretty cool death and when I collect you can come get your money and go back to school and finish your degree cause we all know that no one can get anywhere without a degree....... execpt for all the places that you just were.