Makin Jeep trails

and memoies.
Conversatoin overheard in the Jeep while making trails on the property:

Janelle: Hey something smells really good out here...

Chris: what is it?

Janelle: I think it was that tree you just ran over.

Chris: oh...

Life is so good.

THE TRUTH COMES OUT!!!

After some REAL researching I have found the REALLY REAL answer to all my questions.

The Slogan was actually a smear campagine on the part of pepsi. A very intricate plan to quash the far superior Dr Pepper. The One Nation slogan was pass through a panel of people who found it quite disturbing that Pepsi would do such a thing. So they started the internet rumor saying they did it while fabricating the Dr Pepper site that Miss Heiniger so CONVIENTLY found. So people would think bad of pepsi just long enough to have their conscience pricked when finding out the so called "truth".

but alas I will not fall into such a well layed out trap. NO not I. for in digging I have fourd the preliminary cans of the pepsi smear campagine. This was found to be not so believeable so they switched to the current lie of "One Nation..." theme.
here it is.



sounds just like a lot of people I know....

I bet Dr Pepper wouldn't do this...

I just got this on e-mail... Interesting.

I don't gotta worry bout this one cause I am ever faithful to the pepper.


DON'T BUY PEPSI IN THE NEW CAN!
Don't buy Pepsi in the new can. Pepsi has a new "patriotic" can
coming out with pictures of the Empire State Building, and the
Pledge of Allegiance on them. However, Pepsi left out two little
words on the pledge, "Under God." Pepsi said they didn't want
to offend anyone.
In that case, we don't want to offend anyone at the
Pepsi corporate office, either.. So if we don't buy
any Pepsi product, they will not be offended when
they don't receive our money that has the words
"In God We Trust" on it.



So fellow believers... Time to make a switch?
Make it Dr Pepper.
:)

Five Ton Fly Wheel

Stuff said about the new job: It's kinda like how you eat an elephant (or an elephino): one bite at a time.

Well yesterday made me think of the play "The Death of a Salesman" and I pretty sure the fly wheel moved backwards and the elephant took a bite out of me. Mom never said ANYTHING about days like these .

BUT TODAY I felt like I coulda been selling air and people would of hunted me down to get some. Crazyness.

Anyhoo. I like my new Job, I like my suit and tie. AND GET THIS.....
(are you ready?)





I'M SHAVING LIKE EVERY MORNING!!!!!!

yeah I know, wild.