Never say NO!

Our precious little girl is now two.
Some of you just went "awwwwwwwww"
While to others, this news sent a sudden chill down your spine.

Two, it's just a number right?
and not a very big one at that.
It's just two.
Right?

NO! If I make it to three it will only be by the grace of God.

Now please don't get me wrong, I love that little girl more then I have loved anything else in the world (wife excluded). She is precious, she is darling, she is amazing, and she is driving me insane.

I heard a song on the internet radio I listen to at work and I just had to share.
So for those who have or had kids, this one is for you.

For those who have not, just hold your breath and jump in, the water is fine.


NEVER SAY NO

Dogs got to bark, and mules got to bray.
Soldiers must fight and preachers must pray.
And children, I guess, must get their own way
The minute that you say no.

Why did the kids pour jam on the cat?
Raspberry jam all over the cat?
Why should the kids do something like that,
When all that we said was no?

My son was once afraid to swim.
The water made him wince.
Until I said he mustn't swim:
S'been swimmin' ever since!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Why did the kids put beans in their ears?
No one can hear with beans in their ears.
After a while the reason appears.
They did it cause we said no.

Your daughter brings a young man in,
Says "Do you like him, Pa?"
Just say that he's a fool and then:
You've got a son-in-law!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Sure as the June comes right after May!
Sure as the night comes right after day!
You can be sure the devil's to pay
The minute that you say no.

Make sure you never say...
No!