I wish

Well Bluffton Girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Kiowa girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there

The Roanoke farmer's daughters
Really make you feel alright
And the Peoria girls with the way they snowboard
They keep the brothers awake at night

I wish they all could be Apostolic
I wish they all could be Apostolic
I wish they all could be Apostolic girls

The East coast has the sunshine
And the sisters all get so tanned
I dig a head covering on Florida island dolls
By a palm tree in the sand

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back to the Church
Back to the cutest girls in the world

I wish they all could be Apostolic
I wish they all could be Apostolic
I wish they all could be Apostolic Girls

I wish they all could be Apostolic
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Apostolic Girls
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Apostolic
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Apostolic Girls
(Girls, girls, girls yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Apostolic Girls
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Anonymous said…
Oh, and I forgot to mention that you're ugly!
12:17 PM
Luke said…
well, I thought it was a cute song and a clever idea...although the Roanoke girls did kinda get the shaft. But hey, I know some really cute farmers daughters, so don't dispair!
1:55 PM
Chris said…
HEY! I JUST HAPPEN TO PERFER THE OUTDOORSY FARM GIRL TYPES...

did I just day that outloud?
2:30 PM
Brooke said…
Bluffton Girls = hip and stylish
Kioaw Girls = smooth talkers
Peoria Girls = daring snowboarders
Florida Girls = tan beach babes
Roanoke Girls = farmer's daughters
Sabetha Girls = didn't even make the list

See if I ever talk to YOU again.
2:34 PM
Anonymous said…
Careful brother....if you keep leaving out the other girls...you may end up with no girls....
tony
6:47 PM
Anonymous said…
Uhh....BERN??? I agree with Tony.

Angry Bern Girl (who happens to be a farm girl)
7:09 PM
Anonymous said…
Chris you make me laugh...who would ever be so clever and funny to think of this stuff except for you!!!
Go B-town girls!!-Brooke G.
7:16 PM
Anonymous said…
awwwwwwwwwwwwww...you're the best!!

Ash
7:50 PM
Anonymous said…
Isn't it great how we women can take a total genuine compliment and twist it into a "you're a total jerk!" fest. I love it. Muahahahahahha!
~Amos
12:50 AM
Luke said…
Chris has no girlfriends left, Chris has no girlfriends left...except the two Bluffton girls..but they live like 50 hrs away from him. Chris has no....ok, I'll quit.
12:33 AM
M said…
I agree with Tony, too...and I'd give you points for creativity, but....no. :-P
12:42 AM
Anonymous said…
Tony definitely has a point, Chris.

yet another angry KS girl
11:46 AM
Anonymous said…
i feel your pain brother. there ain't nothing us guys can do to please them all.
4:13 PM
Anonymous said…
you can't live with them, you can't live without them.
there's something irresistablish about them.
the urge is righteous the results are strong,
i hope that something better comes along!
4:21 PM
Anonymous said…
Yet, another angry Kansas girl (and a farm girl)
-Maggi-
11:14 PM
Anonymous said…
Kansas girls are pretty much the hottest things to walk the face of this earth. Don't be jealous just because we can toss bales further, herd cows better and can dive a mean Deere.

+ tara
11:18 PM
Vince Francesi said…
* Refraining from commenting *

* Learning from past experiences *


(and I still have the scars to prove it!)
11:51 PM
Anonymous said…
And I to am another angry KS girl that happens to live on a farm.
12:53 AM
Brooke said…
Better start packing your bags Chris...
6:21 AM
Chris said…
brooke, yer just jelious that you've never gotten close to 22 comments on yer blog :P

Honestly, though I do believe my next song is going to be "I wish they all could be all bitter vindictive kansas farm girls"

I hate when a sinkin ship takes forever to hit bottom, might as well blow it wide open.
8:36 AM
Anonymous said…
I think this is the best comment section ever....Its alright Chris...we'll sink another ship later..together...
tony
p.s. Just to let you know most of the vindictive KS girls live in my area..thanks alot for that
6:33 PM
Anonymous said…
note to self. stay away from chris and the vindictive kansas farm girls.
7:50 PM
Anonymous said…
i'm a Kansas farm girl with a pitchfork. i'd watch your back if i was you.
11:40 PM
Tifani said…
I'm from Kansas, I'm a farm girl.....but you get an A++ from me cause I'm a "smooth talker!" Song is all good to me!
11:56 PM
Anonymous said…
i just had to add a comment to make 30! Brooke, i think that chris has you beat for the most comments on a single blog.
8:00 AM
Anonymous said…
Christopher's family would prefer you send a donation to the Starving Artists Fund as opposed to sending flowers to his funeral.

Ps. KS girls need to go lay down by your dish!!!! Oh my word!!! I can't believe I said that... and that you have no idea who this is...
9:47 PM
Anonymous said…
now this makes thirty!
9:57 PM
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