So I'm a heck of alot more alone now then I ever was before now that half of me is in KC and the rest of me is here in fort scott.
My band-aid for now: jeep.
:)
so there I was, crusin Fort scott, top off, windsheild down, sunglasses on.
Oh yeah.
two words for ya.
boo- yah
One extreamly obvious thing was missing but I tried to have fun anyway. So I stop in at sonic for a cherry vanilla COKE, (yeah you heard me) and I'm ready to pull out onto south national to head home (cause I wasn't enjoying it as much as I would be if SHE had been there and lately that's taking the fun out of ALOT of stuff)
when I did, I goosed it and let out the clutch a little quick cause a cars were coming from both directions.
problem: one thing sorta slipped my mind; the jeep's got a boatload more power then anything else I have driven in a long time.
effect: I complete my left hand turn and soon after put the thing into a powerslide past sonic and continue sideways and almost into oncoming traffic after I corrected it
result: what probably was one heck of a wicked looking exit from sonic and a pretty frazzled quistofur wondering what the heck just happened and a car in the oncomming traffic whos occupants probably need to change their pants.......all because I was thinking about a girl.
women. sheesh.
moral of the story:
um...
probably something about Janelle and a jeep I would guess....
7 comments:
whoops.
That's too funny
gracious!! you ARE bad!! does janelle know she has this effect on you?
You need to give up on morals...you stink at morals.
Coke? Not Dr. Pepper? I stand amazed. :-)
I'm glad you're okay.
AND......take note (for anyone who suffers from this confusion).
Alot = A LOT
Two words. Common mistake. Big mistake. AND I don't typically correct grammar (typically ;-)), but I had to today after having a lovely discussion about the misuse of that word at an all day (all week, actually) seminar for AP English. So yea....corrected simply out of friendly love for all who may be deceived on the correct use of
A LOT.
Thank you. :-D
to michelle
ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT ALOT
so there
LOL!!!! At least you know how it's done now. ;-)
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