Dazed and Confused

SO I was walking by a press today with labels coming off of it saying something about poison. As I glanced at it I read "Rat and Moose" and I'm thinking, "hey, I like moose, that's not cool."
So I went the rest of the day thinking about the poor moose that is going to be poisoned by this stuff.
I about said something to my supervisor about the poor moose that are going to die a horrible death when I read it again.

"Rat and MOUSE"

Ohhhhhhhhhh... that's different.
(sigh)
still...now I have this mental picture of a dying moose.

junkie

Last time I had family visit we bought some pop to quell the masses (Joel and Livi). Every time they put a half empty can down it would disappear. They usually didn't notice the disappearance as they would forget they had a can open in the first place. Hence a another would be opened, sat down, forgot about, and disappear. All when unnoticed until bed time and I tried to put to bed a two year old that some how couldn't seem to blink.

Lesson number one. No pop cans or bottles unfinished leave the hand.