Alas a fournight has past since the last promise to the world that the dredded Dr pepper should nere touch my tongue. Nay i say should such a vow should have ere passed my lips without such dedicatoin as I have had. But harken unto my words that ye my be sorrowful in heart and thy head full of loathing for such a rag as I. For insomuch that I have had pizza ere last eve, my confession to thee is but this: Half a can had passed my thorat. Say not unto mine ears that thou wouldest scorn me. Nay, thou shouldest keep thy tougue. But mine brothers and sisters, say unto me that thy love wouldst not leave me for such an act. My heart is sorrowful and my mind a grevious tempest for I know alone am I accountable to mine health and my years upon this dreaded sphere should nay reach untimely end. Rejoyce with me, mine family of the heart, for in as much as I have been defeated of mine own desires that I have yet a victory won. For I have been blessed with a number 3 value meal ere the day before this. Twas escorted with fries and a carbonated beverage which I hastened, with no small effort, to deny myself the fruits there of and asked only of a water and granted the fries to someone of a stronger heart. Be happy for me my fellow kin of the King's Son. My heart and body doth belong to the King and I shall be a steward thereof.
Rejoyce and be ye glad as I
Make thy mind merry with memories of me but be ye sober in heart
that thine and mine days may be full and with out number and that we may love as we have been loved.
know what else?
I'm wearing yellow today and it makes me look tan.
:)
11 comments:
wow. multiple days without dr pepper. you've almost inspired me to give up mountain dew. but i can't.
i just got a new nickname this weekend (dew girl), and to give up the beverage would only break the hearts of those who came up with it, and i just can't bear to do that.
Sister Dew Girl,
I say unto thee that thou shouldest not give up the dew unless thou wert to ne'er do the dew hentsforth. For I say unto thee, mine heart canst not take the pepper evermore, but thee, dearist dew girl, Keep in mind the hearts of the dew makers, for as long as you shall live that thy day may be long and that thy dew may be full. And the makers be proud of their consumer.
beides I here that dew withdraw is like super nasty.
Mt. Dew Rocks my world. (and the worlds of quite a few others so I hear.)
So mine ears hath heard. Befuddleing thing this dew is. But alas, all salt is chalked off the list of things that bringth me happiness.
Come to Taylor this weekend and that'll bring me some happiness. :D
SWEET!
You gonna be there saturday?
I hope to get there sometime mid afternoon.
heck yes I will. I'm going to be there late Friday night as a matter of fact the fact of the matter is.
I was weened off Dew a few months back... now its the big guns..
COFFEE!!
I'd drink coffee instead of dew, but coffee's nasty.
If only they served milk, water, tea, and mountain dew in church!! :)
How sweet would it be to walk into the lunch room and see Aunt Bea and Aunt Rosie chatting away, sipping their cups of Mt. Dew and ice??
I think we should definitely encourage a movement to get the 65 and older crowd hooker on this stuff.
Getting 65 and older hooked on the dew....
I would like to see that.
:)
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